At the amusement park, you only have to go on kids rides. I don’t like roller-coasters.

• She’ll tame any animal that approaches.
• You’ll get to see her at least 12 times, and definitely the beach and at least one holiday.
• Probably no in-laws, and even aunt Flo doesn’t visit.
• She’ll ride with you to the police station.

Loli tushies aren’t stinky, unlike older girls’ booties.