• @[email protected]
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    8610 months ago

    Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

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    7410 months ago

    I think they could have done something that didn’t look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn’t even look like a sand worm… it’s barely a passable Sarlacc.

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      Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

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        310 months ago

        Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

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      It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

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    3210 months ago

    The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

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        let’s get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

        Not gonna happen

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    2210 months ago

    I must not fear, fear is the mind killer…

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      1710 months ago

      She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit

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      Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.

      A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

      This is mild compared to what went on in his head.

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        610 months ago

        That’s certainly… one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren’t the Companions from Firefly

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          I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.

          I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.

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          And that isn’t a description of the companions from firefly either? They were high society and sex was only a small part of what they did. But more importantly…they really didn’t do anything to override anyones free will?

          Unless you mean yosafbridge? She had training but wasn’t really a companion

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        A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

        Said it before and say it again. Dune only makes sense if you remember that every character you see is a product of multiple generations of incest, religious zealots, and useless idle royality.

        The entire power of the Bene Gesserits could be defeated with 40 cents set of ear plugs, or hiring gay guys, or straight women, or deaf people, or straight men on libido blockers, or asexuals, or stubborn people, or people who speak a different language…

        Their power is using sexy voice. Some random teenager with a slingshot is more dangerous.

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      410 months ago

      Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?