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can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt

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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt

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can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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This Week's Most Viral News: January 26, 2024Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUALike The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonionFol...
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    Dammit. It got me too until I read your commit.
    Sonofa

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      It got me too until I read your commit.

      Put in a pull request for your leg.

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        If this is a joke, I don’t git it.

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          Oh come on, you should branch out a little.

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          I appreciate you staying commited to the joke.

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            Comment after comment I always thought the joke was over until rereading it, thinking for a second and then chuckling to myself. Something must be wrong with my head.

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        Golf clap

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        Well done 🍋

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