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You’re fucking kidding right? Epshteyn…It’s like real life is just a poorly written sketch for daytime drama tv.
You already forgot that Trump had a lawyer with the name “Pecker” in the Stormy Daniels case? I think there were even more lawyers with penis-names, but I can’t remember all that weird shit that happened.