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No Swiftie has ever endangered my basic rights or the functioning of my country, or the survival of other democracies abroad. I’ll take Swifties any day of the week.
Also, I’ve never actually heard Taylor Swift’s music.
It’s pretty good. I don’t seek it out, but I enjoy it when I hear it.
It’s definitely some of the better music on the radio. If you’re forced to listen to the radio, like at work, there’s far more annoying songs than hers.
Yet.
That is one absolute honker of a “yet.” That “yet” could be a destination mountain climb. That “yet” could take a 16hr car ride to get across.
I think until we see a Swifty militia with a cereal or other breakfast food based imitation ceremony, we probably dont have much to worry about.
It was a sarcastic joke. “Your chances of dying to a Swiftie are low but never zero” kinda thing.
Yet.