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My message recieved-ring tone is Sergeant Doakes saying “Surprise motherfucker!”.
The real question is why would you have it any other way?
Obviously you’re referring to James Doakes (from the tv show), but I’m now picturing Albert Doakes (from the books) trying to say this. It’s much more amusing.
For a long time mine used to be “mail motherfucker” from Eurotrip (movie)