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ickplant@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    She was lured in by the cute baby goat in pajamas and kidnapped… like all members of this community would be.

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      Oh I thought we were talking kidnapping

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        Maybe the kid was napping, who knows

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          How many naps could a kid nap if a napping kid was kidnapped with a napkin?

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        I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.

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          (a baby goat is also called a kid)

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            Yes that’s the joke

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          Monsters.

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      It could happen to anyone

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      That van would be packed with Lemmings. Like they would have to lube us up, stuff us in, and close the doors before we all spewed out like a fountain.

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        And then you turn the fan on?

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          Thanks, fixed. My keyboard obviously thought I wanted to stuff a bunch of Lemmings into a fan instead of a van. What a gory thought.

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            I mean it could work. Have one of those movie “fan in an air duct” murder fans and then put a cute animal behind them. Endless supply of the proverbial “lemmings hitting the fan”.

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        Why are we lubing up now?

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          Why not?

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      Removed by mod

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        Removed by mod

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