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    12610 months ago

    Not only does the brave little toaster have a song where cars in a junkyard sing about how worthless they are before they are crushed to death but one of those cars drives himself onto the conveyor belt before the magnet can put them there because he wanted to die on his own terms.

    WTF were they showing us yo.

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      7010 months ago

      WTF were they showing us yo.

      Life, bro. Real fucking life reflected in the shiny surface of an animated toaster.

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          2110 months ago

          Couldn’t agree more, children’s shows should absolutely be about peeling away the thin veneer of sanity that’s all there is protecting us from the gargling, writhing chaos and madness that lies in the darkness beyond.

          It builds character.

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      1710 months ago

      You’re worthless!

      Whole movie is so gothic. But the danger feels so real in that one and in American Tail.

      I blame BLT for causing some minor hoarding tendencies.

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        810 months ago

        There are no cats in America is actually a deeply troubling introspection of American immigrant racism of both the immigrant and the recipient country.

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      1510 months ago

      But my cohort had Watership Down

      Described recently as the best example of cosmic horror/literary irony

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    6410 months ago

    People talk about how stuff from the 80s and 90s was nightmare fuel, or too uncanny to be charming, or just plain strange. I contend that there was more creativity in the 80s and 90s and we were seeing performance artists and craftspeople at their absolute peak. When I look at something like Dark Crystal and compare it with something like the latest sterile CGI pixar or dreamworks movies, I feel sad.

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      I fear for the day Hollywood decides to remake Labyrinth. Amazing movie with some of the greatest puppetry ever. Today it would probably be a 3D CGI crapfest. Also who could ever replace Bowie? Somehow I think they’d get Will Smith in there.

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        I don’t know, they did a solid with the Dark Crystal prequel.

        Fun note: we bought a dragon puppet at renfair from a guy who made puppets for Jim Henson’s son.

        We also have the caterpillar and Ludo from Labyrinth on our oddities shelf. Oh, and I named our dog Fizzgig because that’s what he looked like as a pup: all mouthface no body.

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    4210 months ago

    That scene from The Neverending Story scarred me for life. You know the one I’m talking about. Poor Artax.

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    3010 months ago

    Remember that the people making kids movies today are the ones who were the kids watching those fucked up movies from back in the day.

    That, to me, says two things:

    1. What the hell were our parents’ generation trying to do to us, and
    2. The people making kids movies today are trying to save the younger generation from their trauma.
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      The people that animate and come up with character designs didn’t choose to make the movie they’re making. The studio decided that based off of market research and focus group testing. I’m sure the artists and animators who worked on Trolls would have loved to do something maybe a little less baby and a little more “kid-edgy”.

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        310 months ago

        I wonder if what you say could’ve applied to the people who made the movies when we were kids. Now that’s frightful to think about. 😂

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    Side note: it never fails to miff me, that bible bashers burned women and children alive at the stake, and instead of seeing that as a travesty, media backs up the bible bashers and demonises witches. People who were mainly midwives and healers. It hurts my brain.

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    Pfft whatever. I grew up with super friends. It was the most watered down, sanitized version of super hero action you can get. My daughter watches kids superhero stuff and they actually fight all the time. She reads the warriors books that have parts where cats rip each other to shreds.

    Things are different these days of course, but this post is horseshit.

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    1410 months ago
    1. It is OK not to be happy all the time.

    2. It is also OK not to be the best, or even to be the worst!

    3. It is OK to acknowledge your behavior or thoughts are bad and to really experience your negative behaviors and thoughts - you can regret or feel sadness about them without looking away to escapism.

    Finally, even if you are the worst among your peers, at least you aren’t as bad or sad as characters of old fashioned tragedies and cautionary tales which are meant to give kids intuitive understanding of the three principles above.

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    1310 months ago

    The witches. Mother fuck that movie. This scene, and really the whole movie gave me the creeps as a kid. Charlie and the chocolate factory weirded me out too. Fuck Roald Dahl.

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      I used to love his books as a kid. It was only as an adult that I realised that torturing and murdering children was his favourite theme in his kids books.

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      Best movie for 8 yr old me. Watch it at least 8 times over a course of a 3 days.

      Would have watched it more if I didn’t have to return it.

      Note: I was into anything scary or creepy as a kid

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      210 months ago

      Mine was Time Bandits.

      Horrid recurring nightmares of either being chased or stuck in the cage floating over an abyss.

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    1010 months ago

    Child catcher from Chitty Chitty bang bang: "lemme just slip into your dreams. Btw I’m under your bed now "

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    910 months ago

    Y’all youngins had it easy. Give Rikki Tikki Tavi a spin. Orson Well was a horrifying narrator for a children’s cartoon. I had nightmares forever behind that show.