with blackjack and hookers
I’m 40% Futurama references
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
To shreds, you say?
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
My manwich!
Woman!
I heard this comment.
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
I just found one tonight. I didn’t realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not… As right…
I’ve been saying, “Not… As [blank]” in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
Don’t you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
You guys like swarms of things, right?
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
