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As a person with a name similarly close-to-dirty, you just gotta lean into it with jokes like
“Yup, I’ve got two of them, one on top of the other, that’s why it’s plural.”
Or
“Yeah Ellis Island fucked up my g.g.grandpa’s name, used to be ‘Schwanstugel.’”