• @[email protected]
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    859 months ago

    Ok, so here’s what we do. We fake the apocalypse. Destroy buildings, set things on fire, scream and yell “oh the humanity” once in a while, and as the rich retreat into their underground bunkers, then we bring out the cement trucks.

    Let’s see how independent and self made they really are, as we hack their surveillance systems to create the world’s new favourite reality show… say it with me now:

    How long until the rich eat eachother?!?!

  • Flying Squid
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    489 months ago

    Cool. RuPaul and Mark Zuckerberg can enjoy tilling the soil together to harvest turnips after the apocalypse.

    Hopefully, I’ll die in the initial nuclear blast.

    • @[email protected]
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      149 months ago

      RuPaul and Mark Zuckerberg can enjoy tilling the soil together to harvest turnips after the apocalypse

      You forgot spez.

    • @[email protected]
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      69 months ago

      No no they’re going galt. It’s not the same as taking their ball and going home and it’s totally not childish and ignorant at all, nope.

    • @[email protected]
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      59 months ago

      I mean, if the worst part of the apocalypse is you have to harvest turnips that doesn’t sound so bad to me.

      • Flying Squid
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        119 months ago

        I’d say the worst part would be dying painfully of sepsis after you cut your finger because there are no antibiotics.

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          As a person who has had (in the last week) three shots and a series of oral antibiotics because of a small-looking but very angry infection in my index finger from a splinter(!) that has required two trips to the doctor to (NSFL) squeeze out the pus, I can understand this. Sepsis ain’t no joke and can come from the most minor wounds.

    • IninewCrow
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      49 months ago

      Same here … I’m planning on just taking a lawn chair onto my rooftop and watch the nuclear blast up close. And if I survive the explosion, just watch humanity fall apart around me until someone murders me.

      • TubeTalkerX
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        19 months ago

        Same, I live in a major metropolitan city so I’m definitely going in Wave 1.

  • Shurimal
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    19 months ago

    At first I had a hard time trying to figure out how they’re going to armor themselves with some sort of strong material and how exactly would it prevent them from dying at the end of the solar system.

    At some point I realized they’re talking about “compound” as in a collection of buildings, not “compound” as in a material. And “the cycle of destruction” for them is simply the common folks deciding to go French, not Sol going red giant. Fuckers are afraid. Good.