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Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.

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The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.

Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    I think most of them live in Congress

    • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hahaha fuck politcians amirite guys???

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        Yes, but unironically

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          I actually prefer irony for this one

        • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          Al Franken is one sexy motherfucker…

        • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          We don’t call 911 out here boy

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        Seems only fair to return the favor.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hi, I’m lusts

    Edit: it’s unfortunate that the only other commentor is name pp boy

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      Hi lets do pants stuff.

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Good thing you’re edible then

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      Removed by mod

  • R2DPru@lemmy.world
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    Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.

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    could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.

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      Or cats

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        If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they’re in a group

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        Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I’ve known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)

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      Badger, badger, badger, badger…

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        oh man its a snaaaaaaaaaa

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Badger, badger, badger, badger…

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.

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      A pride is a group of lions that live together.

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        Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn’t understand it.

        I am not picturing a Who’s on first, what’s on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.

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          I mean… you can speak to lions.

          You can’t speak with them, but you can speak to them.

          I just spent the night speaking to my brother’s cat.

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      I’m pretty sure my Dad’s cat is really a glutton.

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      Wraths

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    Gluttons exist; their modern name is wolverine.

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    Honey badgers, dolphins, pigs, cats, peacocks, and billionaires

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    Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots

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      I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.

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        But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don’t want you to have it

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    It’s only logical

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    But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.

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      Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers

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    Animal lusts definitely exist

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      Dolphins

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      Rabbits?

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    Where are the lusts? Asking for a friend.

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        No. No, I can’t say that I have

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    Only if you’re Catholic and give a shit about the Bible.

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    Did you browse r/funny while showering?

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