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The more the guns, the bigger the coward.
The bigger the gun, the smaller the schlong
Fun fact: on average, americans have some of the smallest penis sizes. The huge trucks make more sense now, huh?
Here’s a hilarious related infographic. I’m sure those self reported numbers are 100% accurate.
New Mexico and Delaware are apparently the country’s most honest states.
“As Self-Reported by Men” is doing a lot of, *ahem*, heavy lifting there.
I didn’t notice that at first, but the idea that dicks in certain states are up to 1 inch bigger than dicks in other states definitely set off my bullshit meter.
I’m sure there’s a digit missing from what Texas reported.
I’m surprised it wasn’t reported as a rifle.
Ahhh body shaming. You must be proud of that original comment.
Damn straight!
casually puts my paris gun away
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