• @[email protected]
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    168 months ago
    1. Extract the soul
    2. Clean skeleton
    3. Gently burn the skeleton
    4. Put skeleton in a vacuum
    5. Reinsert sul

    Boom, living skeleton

  • @Anyolduser
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    108 months ago

    Only at step 3 do we become Saddam Hussein.

  • Toes♀
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    68 months ago

    The three tiers of how you want your body preserved when you permanently connect yourself to the full dive VR experience.

  • Troy
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    58 months ago

    Cryochamber test #42. Patient still dead.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    As a mortician, I’m highly confused what the hand-embalming syringes are doing … is this supposed to be a pro-embalming poster? Get embalmed and look pristine forever?

  • billwashere
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    28 months ago

    Little Billy’s sleepover didn’t really go as planned.