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For real, most of the pictures I have of my girlfriend are gorgeous, but she thinks they’re hideous. I wish I could accurately convey to her how beautiful I think she is.
Seriously, my wife’s biggest critic is my wife.
And anybody who bad talks my wife is getting a spanking
Wait. Oh, nice.
When my wife starts criticizing herself I say “Stop! I don’t let anyone talk about my wife that way”
Mine as well. You look amazing stop saying that you don’t. Do it so often it is starting to make me feel bad.
Pfft. Gay.
Oh you want to have candlelight dinners and walk along the canal in moonlight holding hands with a woman?
That’s so gay.
Real men fuck men.
When in Rome…
Wasn’t it Athens?
Cur non utrumque?
γιατί όχι και τα δύο?
Nothing gayer than loving a woman amirite fellas?