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Apparently the knowledge of fuses was lost during the Eugenics Wars.
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I came here to say this. I get that they use fucking plasma in their electrical systems, but you’d think some step-down transformers and circuit breakers could be installed. And why the hell do the defense systems feed back into the main power grid? Why isn’t there a capacitor bank to dump feedback into for reuse in the weapons or something?
I saw someone say a good reason for the consoles exploding all the time is that they wouldn’t have I clouded breakers, because, in a red alert situation, the console staying on and responsive is more important than it not exploding
Pretty sure the real reason is because it looks spectacular on TV.
Definitely, but I’ll take the other explanation because it’s more fun
Ye, another vote for exploding console rocks!
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Trick question. It’s polarity.
It’s not JJ Abrams?
Pretty sure that’s the lens flares.
I feel like that’s letting JJ off the hook
We can’t have that after what he did to both franchises can we? Maybe we can find out what he drives and hide a large dead fish in his hub cap? It’s about to be warmer weather in Hollywood and all!
I say we get cinematic and go with a horse’s head in his bed
What a great scene! You have impeccable taste in film!
Lucas, Spielberg, and Coppola were all boys in the 70s and 80s. I thought it’d be appropriate to use something from Francis’s film considering what JJ did to George’s baby and stealing and bastardizing Steven’s style
I’ve always thought this take was unimaginably short sighted and just… Dumb.
I liked the sequels (generally) but see why people don’t like them. See why people say that they ruined Star Wars. Again, I don’t agree but I see the point. It was a continuation of the story and did whatever.
JJ made an alternate universe for Trek though. Literally the only bits of canon he added to Trek was that the Romulan star went Supernova and Spock prime was flung into the alt timeline in an attempt to help save the Romulans. That’s it.
People keep saying JJ ruined Trek but the dude did literally nothing other than make an alternate universe. Trek was still untouched. Spocks attempt to save Romulus is even super in line with Spocks character after Unification II as well.
JJ may have “ruined” Star Wars but the only thing he did to Trek was make a couple movies people didn’t like (that can be COMPLETELY ignored) and reinvigorate life back into a franchise that had been shelved.
I kinda like the Trek movies. The Star Wars stuff not so much tho.
It’s always warm in Hollywood.
It’s best villain. Not most evil.
What if everything in the Star Trek universe was just one grand holodeck simulation and everything we’ve seen them go through in all the shows, all the movies, all the animations and all the books were just a runaway holodeck program that some junior officer made.
And it turns out the actual Star Trek universe is a lonely empty experience as their ships go wandering around nearby star systems and haven’t met any other species yet. It’s just a boring repetitive experience that leaves everyone feeling a deep sense of Galactic loneliness as it will take them many centuries of exploration before they eventually meet another species … and also a species that is not humanoid or familiar to us at all.
“From you Dante”
Oh, right!
Ah, so “realistic” space travel, where 100 years later, they’re still on their way to the first Star system and the most critical technology is how to pass the time
I needed more existential dread so thanks for this. <3
Existential dread? … they are my favourite scifi thought experiments
Imagine being the first to travel far away from our star system to the point where you can no longer see our home sun … hopefully you are able to navigate back to our home star system. Hopefully the science and technology is accurate enough to return you home. Otherwise if anything is off by even a small amount, you’ll either become helplessly lost, or run out of fuel to make the return journey.
Time travelling? … any time you jump in time, it is either extremely complicated or more likely impossible to navigate back to an accurate reference point in the universe. You can go back six months in time but you’ll never be able to pinpoint where in the universe you will end up because the earth is moving through space, the solar system is moving and so is the galaxy constantly through time … so time travellers may be floating around in random space everywhere because they could never figure out where they would end up.
We’re still not sure if all of DS9 is in the shattered mind of an insane 1940’s writer or not.
Inhales
Ok…wait, hear me out
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what if that’s how Discovery ends?
It wouldn’t be the worst story-ending on the show…
What if… Hear me out on this. What if the whole Star Trek Universe is actually a TV show made out of wishful thinking before any real space exploration beyond our solar system takes place?
Q is not a villain!
I’ve thought more of a reality foil.
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Q isn’t a villain.
The worst villain is most certainly Paramount and the writers on the new shows.
What is “this motherfucker”?
That’s the barrel that paralyzed Worf
Lmao, oh, ok
Lol, I thought it was just a background with logo, that it represented Starfleet as the villain.
Also confused. Star Trek branded 55gal drum of lube?
Edit: for posterity, the blue barrel reminded me of an older meme around an Amazon listing for a 55gal drum of lube that was also just a generic blue barrel
Ad Astroglide Per Aspera
Yes that is what it was
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“My child” came out of Rick Bermans mind before it came out Kai Winns mouth.
Far from his only sin in trek, and not his worst, but it is enough. The source of evil is clear.
Objection: Q is a hero, not a villain.
Q is chaotic neutral.
He’s a good-making troll.
He’s neither chaotic nor neutral.
the people writing the scripts for the show. they can stop all evil in the show, but they choose to create it instead. without them, all evil in the show wouldn’t exist. so they are the real evil mastermind behind it all!
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
(I hope you’re thinking of the same parody I am)
🎵 Drives a tie-dye microbus, and He subscribes to Rolling Stone 🎵
He would have created a much better world, for starters. All he would need to do was go to the hospital once and see what thousands of people are getting charged for a Tylenol and an overnight stay.
I am convinced that if there is a god, it’s mostly evil and it gives zero fucks.
Perhaps it’s more like the creator race from The Chase. Able to seed life all around the galaxy but they can’t know what becomes of them nor could they influence it really.
For context, I mean these guys:
Those dickheads!
They basically took handfulls of crabgrass seeds, tossed them into a ton of random people’s yards and thought they were doing a good service for the neighborhood.
I was basically saying the writers are God
Oh. Sorry. I guess it’s a song, too.
That it is!
spoiler for a Scalzi book
That’s literally the plot of Redshirts by John Scalzi
Yes! Exactly. It’s a great book btw
Depending on our definition of best, I’m going to vote Worf’s parenting, clearly the most devastating.
Once again, poor Jeremy Aster was forgotten about. lol Alexander isn’t the only kid Worf abandoned.
Jeremy who?
(This is both a joke and a genuine question)
He was a kid on the Enterprise whose lieutenant mom was killed on an away mission and orphaned. Worf basically adopted him via some Klingon “Big Brother Program” ritual. The kid was never mentioned again. lol
Berman is the worst lol
Gul Dukat, no question.
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Oh, my child…
Why doesn’t species 8472 get villain love?
I wouldn’t call them a villain, personally. They were a species trying to slap the Borg back home and became aware of our space. They saw us working with the Borg and started to prep for an invasion of Earth. But after diplomatic relations with Starfleet they realize that Earth may pose some threat but had ZERO interest in starting a war with any species, much less a species they’d never even heard of before.
Berman. He cut a swath of sadness through many series.
