Really, it’s babies’ fault for not staying ahead of the game. With all the germs they roll in and all the poop they produce, they should have something to show for it by now.

I’m not even a cat person and I had a baby and they’re still better than babies. Cleaning a litterbox vs. cleaning a diaper? No question which I would never do again and it’s not the litterbox.

Also, you don’t have to teach a cat how to eat.

And yeah, they can wake you up at night, but probably not every single night, possibly several nights, over the course of months.

I dearly love my daughter, but definitely cat over baby.