Here’s mine:

  1. The Undiscovered Country

  2. Wrath of Khan

  3. Voyage Home

  4. Motion Picture

  5. Search for Spock

  6. Generations

  7. First Contact

  8. Final frontier

  9. Insurrection

  10. Nemesis

I’m not a fan of any of the Kelvinverse films, BUT if forced to rank them, it would be like this:

  1. Beyond
  2. Into Darkness
  3. Star Trek

EDIT: Apparently everyone on this website is insane

    • CorganaOP
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      511 months ago

      My perspective is that at least Into Darkness has a message? Kind of? '09 felt like Star Trek: Mountain Dew. Don’t get me wrong though I don’t feel either is worth defending and I put one second total into deciding the Kelvinverse order.

      • @[email protected]
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        Beyond and 09 weren’t good, but I think Into Darkness was quite significantly worse. It was probably the single least creative movie I’ve ever seen, though I guess some other Abrams movies come close.

        • CorganaOP
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          I will not die on this hill. If you say it’s worse I believe you because I’ll never watch any of them again.

          • John R
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            @Corgana @bababooey
            I watched the first JJ Star Trek movie. It was basically one long Kirk brawl and then they made him captain. It was pathetic.

      • @[email protected]
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        611 months ago

        Can we all agree to refer to 09 as Star Trek: Mountain Dew, from now on?

        I love the film, but it’s a fair nickname.

  • @[email protected]
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    \1. Star Trek VI

    Very tight film. Christopher Plummer is excellent.

    \2. Star Trek II / III / IV (as a complete Trilogy)

    Can’t separate these just like the LoTR films, anyways you got KHAN, the sacrifice of the Enterprise and Double Dumbass on you. Excellent trilogy.. (Note: Khan/Voyage/Search is the order of likeness)

    \3. First Contact

    It’s the borg, gotta give it up for the Borg 👏

    \4. Galaxy Quest

    Never give up, never surrender!

    \5. Star Trek TMP

    Fuck you I LIKE Enterprise beauty shots set to Jerry Goldsmith music. With that said I like the story and character arcs of Kirk and Spock.

    \6. Generations

    It’s OK. The rest of the DS9 uniform replacements won’t arrive til Tuesday

    \7. Star Trek V

    Underrated. Has its moments. I think Sybok gives an excellent performance otherwise forgettable movie

    \8. Star Trek Kelvin I

    It’s OK. Karl.Urban nails Bones.

    Didn’t see the others. I haven’t been sold on seeing Insurrection and Nemesis ever despite easily able to and apparently I should give Beyond (Kelvin III) a chance.

    Edit: so the numbers all got changed to 1 when posted and using ol reliable backslash to fix it did but left the slashes? I give up.

    • @Gimpydude
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      I can’t tell you how much I love that you listed Galaxy Quest as a Star Trek movie.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      I love this discussion.

      Star Trek VI is precious to me for reasons of special memories seeing it with my father. So I know I watch it with rose colored glasses.

      It’s neat to see some validation that it’s actually really good film.

      • CorganaOP
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        It’s a good story on it’s surface, but somehow also packs in a really good metaphor for the end of the Cold War, AND a metaphor about Star Trek as a franchise. Simply the best.

    • @[email protected]
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      @[email protected], I seem to have discovered that you are my Star Trek preference twin.

      Although, I would personally put Star Trek (2009) a bit ahead of V The Final Frontier, our teens profoundly negative reaction to it would make put it at the back or at best tied. There has been utter refusal from them to even attempt to watch Into Darkness and Beyond. Stuck watching them on my own, Beyond is a head shaker that spends all its time distracting from what could have been a good story with utter silliness like a motorcycle found randomly on a ship.

      Into Darkness is in its own way as much a complete head scratcher as The Final Frontier, but with A list casting and more appalling results. In both cases, you can see the traces and structure of what might have been an interesting movie if only a massive train derailment hadn’t beset production somewhere and somehow.

      I did however see Insurrection at first release as a family outing with the in-laws. It was fine, and worth a watch at home. In fact, its main issue is that it felt like it should be a made for cable movie rather than a cinematic release. There so much more awful stuff out there by comparison. Nemesis for a Trek example. By half way through I was was wanting to get back the ridiculously self indulgent Picard dune buggy opening sequence.

      My final ranking.

      1./ VI - The Undiscovered Country

      2./ II, III, IV the complete trilogy

      3./ First Contact

      4./ I - The Motion Picture (I enjoy it more as I age and it’s remastered.)

      5./ Galaxy Quest

      6./ Insurrection

      7./ Generations (It happened.)

      8./ TIE V - The Final Frontier & Star Trek (2009)

      9./ TIE Nemesis & Beyond

      10./ Into Darkness

  • Guy Fleegman
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    EDIT: Apparently everyone on this website is insane

    The inmates are running the asylum

    • CorganaOP
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      311 months ago

      To be clear, I do not excuse myself from the descriptor.

  • @[email protected]M
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    EDIT: Apparently everyone on this website is insane

    Have you considered the possibility that ya basic?

  • Ubermarionette
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    @Corgana The Wrath of Khan
    The Voyage Home
    The Undiscovered Country
    The Search for Spock
    First Contact
    The Motion Picture (With Marijuana)
    Generations
    The Motion Picture (Without Marijuana)
    The Final Frontier
    Insurrection
    Nemesis

    The Kelvin Films

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    Here’s my full list:

    1. Undiscovered Country
    2. Wrath of Khan
    3. Voyage Home
    4. First Contact
    5. Search for Spock
    6. Motion Picture
    7. Generations
    8. Beyond
    9. 2009
    10. Final Frontier
    11. Insurrection
    12. Nemesis
    13. Into Darkness
  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    The final frontier was bad. It was really bad. It had so much random stuff going on and had very little explanations about anything. They should have narrowed their focus a lot.

    • CorganaOP
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      Y’know I watched it recently and I was prepared for the worst, but it’s really not that bad. The plot is silly but there are some good character moments. It felt like TOS.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago
    1. Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country - Wild card, I watched this with my dad, so it’s my overall favorite for personal reasons. I’ll defer to others on whether it really belongs at #1.
    2. First Contact - Viola Davis is a national treasure and her performance elevates this film.
    3. Voyage Home - The OG cast performing in peak conditions.
    4. Wrath of Khan - It’s ricidulous to put this masterpiece this low on my list. I’m sorry, and I will rethink my life.
    5. Generations - Has a little is everything. I probably rank it higher because it is a celebration of Trek history. But that said, for the number of cast and cameos, this is a surprisingly great movie.
    6. 09 Yes, it’s a popcorn blockbuster, but Chris Helmsworth’s opening scene is a masterful performance, and plenty of solid Star Trek follows. Zoe Saldana is a national treasure and elevates this movie. Leonard Nimoy delivers another fantastic performance.
    7. Beyond - The Yorktown is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in scifi, and the movie is solid.
    8. Nemesis - An important chapter in Brent Spiner’s decades long perfected Pinochio story.
    9. Into darkness - Zoe Saldana is a national treasure and is unfortunately not in the remaining films in my list. I’m saying this tongue-in-cheek since plenty of Trek actors deserve highlighted here.

    After this point, I really like the remaining films, but not enough to have strong feelings to rank them.

    10-12) Search, Insurrection, Final Frontier

    1. The Motion Picture - Still a pretty great film, but the pacing issues prevent me from rewatching it often.
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    311 months ago
    1. Wrath of Khan
    2. Search for Spock
    3. Voyage Home
    4. Undiscovered Country
    5. Star Trek (2009)
    6. First Contact
    7. Generations
    8. Into Darkness
    9. Beyond
    10. Motion Picture
    11. Insurrection
    12. Nemesis
    13. Final Frontier
    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      I’m totally with you … especially on the “All Good Things” take … Q is as iconic to TNG as the Borg and it’s a shame he didn’t make it into a film.

      Interestingly, I’m thinking … how much could they have just swapped the stories of Generations and All Good Things? Seems oddly feasible, with the whole Kirk thing being the most awkward component to handle.

      Otherwise … my only change would be to put Generations further up on the list … I’m partial to it … maybe it’s just the look/cinematography of it?

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago
    1. Voyage Home (the comedy and the whales)
    2. Galaxy Quest (perfect but needs to be 2. because it builds on Trek)
    3. Wrath of Khan (ear bugs)
    4. Star Trek - Kelvin (loved the restart with slight differences - enjoyed every nod and subversion)
  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago
    1. Wrath of Khan
    2. First Contact
    3. Insurrection
    4. Voyage Home
    5. Nemesis
    6. The Undiscovered Country
    7. Generations
    8. Search for Spock
    9. Motion Picture
    10. Final frontier

    I enjoyed the Kelvin films pretty equally. In wouldn’t have started watching Trek if it were not for 09. But I do see them as a separate thing.

    • QHC
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      Big fan of Insurrection getting some respect! I love it for being the big budget, high production mashup of TNG that it clearly is, even though it also doubles down on the Picard-as-Action-Hero trend that ends up ruining Nemesis (IMO).

      • @[email protected]
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        Insurrection is not among my faves but for me it’s exactly what a Star Trek movie should be: a two parter episode with better budget.

      • squib
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        I agree, it is a most illogical choice.

      • CorganaOP
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        I’m not certain but I think that’s an actual crime in some states.

  • @[email protected]
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    I guess this is a hot take.

    • Wrath of Khan - Here it comes.
    • The Search for Spock - Your planet, welcome!
    • The Voyage Home - Gracie’s pregnant.
    • Star Trek 2009 - Tiberius? No that’s the worst.
    • The Undiscovered Country - What IS it with you?
    • First Contact - It’s a primitive culture!
    • Generations - It won’t be installed until Tuesday.
    • The Final Frontier - Not in front of the Klingons!
    • Beyond - We are not equipped for this method of combat
    • Into Darkness - Gorn C-section, those bastards bite!
    • The Motion Picture - Still puts me to sleep
    • Nemesis - I hated it more after the director commentary. DARK!
    • Howard the Duck - Better than Insurrection
    • Picard Season 2 - Still better than Insurrection
    • … (other movies here, like Lilo and Stitch 2)
    • Insurrection
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    1. Undiscovered Country
    2. Wrath of Khan
    3. Beyond
    4. Galaxy Quest
    5. First Contact
    6. Voyage Home
    7. Generations
    8. Insurrection
    9. Search for Spock
    10. Star Trek
    11. The Motion Picture
    12. Nemesis
    13. Into Darkness
    14. The Final Frontier

    I only consider the bottom three to be outright “bad” movies.

  • @[email protected]M
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    1. “Beyond”
    2. “The Voyage Home”
    3. “Undiscovered Country”
    4. “Search for Spock”
    5. “Wrath of Khan”
    6. “TMP”
    7. “The Final Frontier”
    8. “Insurrection”
    9. “First Contact”
    10. “Generations”
    11. “Nemesis”
    12. “ST09”
    13. “Into Darkness”