I regret waking up this morning after that.

I’ve always thought the best argument against him being bribed is that the cash he’s pocketing from staying at his own hotels is pretty petty as far as what the president could potentially get in the way of ill-gotten gains.

So y’all don’t just wing all your socks into an old reusable grocery bag under your bed?

For what it’s worth it is a cute little bastard

Conceptually great idea but they have people involved and people suck.

By that logic the existence of fascists make the actual conservatives left wing. Extremists don’t move the center point.

For what it’s worth the American liberal party is at best centrist.

I really, really wish I had one of those right now.

As a Connor myself I would be totally cool with being called human Connor

I would absolutely love if some birds nested around my apartment.

Right. Quite similar to how the definition of communist at any given point is anyone not kissing the feet of the most corporatist individual running for office at that time.

IIRC it can effect humans too if you eat enough of it but it’s more of a depressant for us.

I’m the neighborhood FOSS guy and I can feel my influence leeching into the area. Hopefully.

Damn near fell off the toilet laughing at this one.

Next guy to suggest a celebrity president gets put in front of a sandblaster until they say sorry.

I like their idea.

And the fun thing is you can’t even bring it up since the conversation immediately turns to transgenders and the other untermenschen.

Favorite word is a better question but in common speech I’ll generally just say weed.

One gets the feeling the original article was pretty stupid too but yeah you can see where the last two words are edited in.

Hard to embezzle money from the taxpayers for events that aren’t at your place.