My brother is a flat earther, so I never rule anything out anymore.

Yikes

Well that’s extra fucked up

Anyone who says about another person, “I hope s/he gets abused so that I’m proven correct,” is a gigantic piece of shit who will never find real love. And doesn’t deserve to, until they get huge amounts of therapy and improve as a human.

And remember, don’t look up

Exploitation begins at home!!

Best: unlimited free coffee, lots of free cake and sandwiches etc

Worst: 5am wake-ups several days a week. Customers suck. The public are idiotic assholes.

But here’s the fun part, you still have to file a tax return every year! Even if you’re well under the threshold! And trying to find someone living abroad who is versed in American expatriate tax law is expensive! And I can’t afford it!!

I am hiding from the IRS and have been for 16+ years.

If you think it’s that easy to renounce American citizenship, you have no idea what you’re talking about.

I fully support taxing the rich. I am very explicitly NOT rich. And I cannot come close to being able to afford to renounce my American citizenship.

Absolutely must be left-wing. Support of gay rights, trans rights, feminism, socially progressive, etc.

No drug use. No involvement with people who are active drug users. Former use, fine. Current, no.

Absolutely must do their fair share of housework. I am not the maid.

Exactly!!

My boyfriend has moderate to severe ADHD and is unmedicated. I completely understand and agree with that image.

I’ve heard it described as “lazy inconsiderate fuckup” disease and yeah that feels accurate.