Urethra Franklin
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Strawberry Kwik, man…
Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoFacepalm@lemmy.world•Do they still make these posters?2·1 year agoDunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.
Like, I had to put in my profile “No tweakers. You aren’t hiding it, and I’ll be able to tell.”
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar2·1 year agoAlways glad to be of service.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something's fishy about religion...3·1 year agoIf one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.30·1 year agoThe larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...2·1 year agoOEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police sayEnglish3·1 year ago“Cool treats”
It’s not called Ice for nothin’…
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster9·1 year agoI swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!3·1 year agoExcuse me?
If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings3·1 year agoSave big money at My Nards!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!5·1 year agoAlso, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·1 year agoI agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish1·1 year agoA/s/l?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·1 year agoWhat about a EWE?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fake news, fake penis...46·1 year agoDepends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oreos set to replace communion wafers.13·1 year ago“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.2·1 year agoWhy the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
S Tier, sir!