Urethra Franklin
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Strawberry Kwik, man…
Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoFacepalm@lemmy.world•Do they still make these posters?2·1 year ago
Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.
Like, I had to put in my profile “No tweakers. You aren’t hiding it, and I’ll be able to tell.”
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar2·1 year ago
Always glad to be of service.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something's fishy about religion...3·1 year ago
If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.30·1 year ago
The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...2·1 year ago
OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police sayEnglish3·1 year ago
“Cool treats”
It’s not called Ice for nothin’…
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetopolitics @lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster9·1 year ago
I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!3·1 year ago
Excuse me?
If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings3·1 year ago
Save big money at My Nards!
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!5·1 year ago
Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·1 year ago
I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish1·1 year ago
A/s/l?
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·1 year ago
What about a EWE?
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fake news, fake penis...46·1 year ago
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oreos set to replace communion wafers.13·1 year ago
“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
- Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.2·1 year ago
Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
S Tier, sir!