BunnySir

Why not both?

I could have worded things better.

I used to sleep naked, but now I just sleep in my boxers. My wife and I used to stay at a friends house after we would perform a late-night stage show (RHPS), and the friends kid was usually supposed to be at his grandmother’s place on those nights. One night, I kicked my blanket off in the night and the kid came home early. My wife noticed I was flopped out of my boxers before I woke up and heard the kid running towards the guest room. She acted quick, and I have to bring my sweatpants to overnights.

Hey pretty lady, what do you use those lips for? 😎

I was in my parents attic with a job waiting to save enough for a house. I just asked a girl out on a date. I stopped worrying about being at home as I had a valid reason to be there. I moved back in from out of state and didn’t have much saved up. But I just talked with the girl. My point being you are more worried about your status than she will be, and you are trying to force being charming. The only thing you need to force is keeping yourself from saying something that Louis CK would. Just chat. And be honest.

Would you rather be in a MMF or FFM threesome, and why?

My wife and I are overweight folks. I have quite the gut, and she has a rather large booty. My gut on her trunk prevents any doggy style action. And it gets worse when she wants to be on top, my claustrophobia kicks in and I panic so bad I lose the erection.

Questions and text posts only on one day of the week would be great.

I just started /c/personals on this instance.

Sucking dick.

Take some care of the body, and not just shower.