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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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2·2 years agoCoast guard also responds to stuff like oil and haz spills and enforces environmental laws to protect endangered marine species. I think they’re pretty OK.
“Sure, sport”. “You’re welcome, tiger.” “No problem, little buddy.”
I keep hoping someone will keep up the stupid pet names with me so I can just make the responses more and more absurd every time, but they generally stop after the first one. I have sooooo many ideas in the tank and I’m just waiting for the excuse to call someone porkchop or pickleface.
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Alligators can go years without, I’m guessing it’s a long time