Ariana Grande but can I trade her in for Amy Adams and Amanda Seyfried? Grande does nothing for me.

In my experience, pussies are all pink.

Her eyebrows? Her hair still doesn’t look natural. I like a woman who is really comfortable in her own looks. I like blondes, but not bottle bondes. It’s just my personal preference.

She’s a brunette.

What I bleach blondes and a 747 have in common?

They both have a black box.

Left. I’m not into 747s.

Brunette

Grace Charis

Garbage website pushing fake antivirus notices.

Garbage website pushing fake antivirus notices.

Garbage website pushing fake antivirus notices.

Garbage website pushing fake antivirus notices.

Carpetbagger.

The sun is out and the interior of the car is black?

Macy Meadows

She’s trying really hard to be sultry but is coming up 100% carp.

I literally quoted those lyrics after saying that my safe word was Meatloaf. I love the song but I didn’t know about the HIMYM reference.

It’s funny because I’m really fucking vanilla. I’ve never had any need for a safe word of my own and most of the women I’ve been with never got even close to needing one, even when I tied them down and entertained them extensively. I was recently invited by a female friend that I’ve been having sexy conversations with and trying to convince to come out and play for about 15 years to come over and have sex with her while her husband watches and plays along. I’m down with that. I’ve had a couple of FFM and one FMF threesome relationships so I understand the dynamics. I suggested that she and I have a safe phrase that she could use to tell me that her husband is freaking out and it’s time for me to make an excuse and beat a hasty retreat. She said that there was no need. I expect that this is going to be an interesting first playdate.

No. I’ve never seen it. I read it somewhere and liked it. Is that where it’s from?

“Meatloaf” because I would do anything for love but I won’t do that.