I doubt they are making him! When you do something for so long you tend to want to still do it even if you retire. He also loves the character. His problem was with the impossible body standard to do the role. Which they proved was doable with the last deadpool movie without him sacrificing his health and well being.

For most catholic priests… The D is always the answer.

Direct translation is “a very clean dicking”

This is me. I know I placed it somewhere that I Wouldn’t forget… But I dont remember where…

You can both move to alabama and be happy!

Most Republicans are snowflakes.

Anti-american is hot now… I mean it was before too but it is still right now also!

I would never ruin the buff on my benchmark by cutting a box!

I think the main difference here is that Mormons dont teach that everyone not mormon is an infidel who must die.

I know a guy who prefers midget. There is no universal safe term to use which is why i just dont label it (which can also be insulting in its own way.)

Starcitizen is the only game i can think of that requires more than 32.

Nah. That’s blood dripping down.

This sounds like sleep apnia. When you dont get enough oxygen you can get a deep feeling of doom or dread.

Vintage story is amazing

Sadly they sell many. They sell them in batches like twice a year and they sell out in seconds.

I get its a joke but disani is a vendor product that gets stocked more often in smaller quantities when they stock the soda.

Also its disgusting water.

And wriggling!

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

It was a good attempt.