Lamps in video games aren’t real. It’s the video game that’s using the electricity.

If you only believe that elections are “fair” when your side wins, then you don’t believe in elections.

Also, “family income” now includes the wife, kids and dog. It used to be that ONE person could earn enough to pay for housing, food, car, Healthcare, etc.

So “family income” is NOT “keeping up with the cost of inflation” despite what the business world wants us to think.

Needs sleigh bell sounds. 🙂

"And Goober Nation will believe it when we say that ‘the libs’ are responsible. Despite the fact that we control the presidency, the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court and the news media, because they have the collective memory of a goddamn goldfish. "

Trump: “I am going to fark you all over.”

NY Times: “Who KNOWS what Trump meant by that.” ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Musk is like a real life Poochie, from “The Simpsons” who doesn’t know how shallow and cringey he really is.

If a million porn sites can make streaming video work, then YouTube is replaceable.

The “task force” political office won’t be looking for “woke.” They’ll be looking to identify and remove generals who won’t follow illegal orders.

I’m assuming the receptionist is saying, “we can’t help you. You’ll need to leave.”

Trump rejected the idea of the visit because he feared his hair would become disheveled in the rain, and because he did not believe it important to honor American war dead, according to four people with firsthand knowledge of the discussion that day. In a conversation with senior staff members on the morning of the scheduled visit, Trump said, “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” In a separate conversation on the same trip, Trump referred to the more than 1,800 marines who lost their lives at Belleau Wood as “suckers” for getting killed.

source, The Atlantic, September 3rd 2020