I was juicing kale for a while… It tasted like bitter stagnant mud.

That’s an insult to weed man.

Gotta stick with the classics.

Love my Crafty, but I’ve loaned it out, so I’m just using the Mighty for now.

Love that coy smile in there. ;) Very sexy.

I bet you have all sorts of fun bits to nibble. :)

Not a fan of either being above average “big” myself.

It’s missing the dingleberry you twiddle while inhaling

Know who she is?

Eh, labels for sexuality is garbage anyway. Wanna jerk off a guy? Go for it, who cares?

This is fucking fine art man. Bravo!

kinky!

It’s pretty tame, but I’ve never asked a cis woman to peg me before, but I’m curious to try sometime.

So hot!

I enjoy eating whipped cream, but the very of idea of mixing food and sex grosses me out. If it works for others, great, but not for me.

Is it insensitive to ask which is “him”? Super hot either way! :)

Did you remember to take the garbage out?

No, but I’m about to dump a load baby…

Hrrmmm… I think I could bounce a quarter off your ass. So hot.

That’s a delicious angle!

Thanks for the super hot contribution!