Shoutout to the Samba/VLC crew.

That’s the key point I reckon “if coding is your thing” many people are trying to learn a complex thing they have no interest in.

Breast reduction is more common than enlargement as far as surgery goes.

Some guys might actually need a truck for truck stuff too.

Where do you place “be kind to each other” on the propaganda scale?

In Australia, you’ve got to show double clutching to pass the non-synchronised driving test.

Jackbox games on the PC/phones and various sandwiches cut into triangles.

I couldn’t get the double clutching timing right, and my instructor was a cunt who got on my nerves the whole day of training. Also because they’re a gated gearbox, you’re supposed to follow the H pattern and not cut desire paths.

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Moby - long ambients.

Nine inch nails - ghosts.

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient works 85-92.

There’s a whole genre called dark ambient.

A doctor will order scans of the area to see if there’s anything obvious requiring surgery, otherwise a physio or similar should be able to provide you some exercises to strengthen the body. You could probably just take yoga, pilates or calisthenics classes as long as you don’t exacerbate things.

You don’t mention doing any exercise.

Girl from ipanema melody. Sorry, it’s the rules.

Like when you pull a piezo clicker out of a hot water system or BBQ then go try it on your cousin.

Nah dude. You gotta respect your girlfriends wishes on this. Maybe consider getting a place when she’s 18 so she can get away? Will she be moving for university?

If her plan is to keep living with her family and never revealing you, there’s no outcome to that path. But if she is looking to move or study or whatever, you might see a future for the relationship.

Talk to her about the future and where this is going.

If you go back on your son receiving this gift, it’ll be a dick of a dad move. Like some people have mentioned your best bet is probably to have a discussion about wealth and ethics with your son as well as letting him know your concerns. Like some people say, it’s a lot of money for YOU, for these people it’s not.

I see Dr Jack Daniels and Professor Mary Jane.

You gotta shoot your shot and then be prepared to walk away if they’re not interested. It’s as simple as that. I’ve ended a few friendships with women I’ve developed a crush on as once I had a crush, they weren’t really friendships anymore.

You shouldn’t cut him off on behalf of your mother. Maybe I’m projecting here because I’ve got a shitty dad, but I reckon your dad’ll give you a reason of your own to cut him off soon enough. He’s starting a new family with the affair partner and doesn’t have time for you? The new affair partner doesn’t like that you call her the “cheating slag” on your weekends with dad. Really there are plenty of reasons likely to pop up, no need to use your mothers excuse.

Start going out in the garden at night and making wolf noises. This sounds like an untreated mental health issue. If no one (council, cops, ambulance) is going to respond to the current levels, try to increase them. Consider calling in a welfare check rather than a noise complaint.

You start in the shower. Wash yourselves, wash each other, tease a little, then dry off, get into a clean bed and have at it. Standing sex in the shower is mediocre at best.