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  • bruhsustomemes@lemmy.worldA bit late
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    11 months ago

    It’s just a stupid point. No human being is more dangerous than a bear, and if your point relies on assuming people should go with hyperbole over taking it literally, it’s just badly constructed. Use another simile that actually stands up to being taken literally. Bears can and will violently maul you to death in a horrifying and nightmarish death that goes on for a lot longer than you think. A bear is more dangerous than even an armed man. That’s why the best defense against men is a gun to kill him, but the best defense against a bear is mace that will distract and confuse it with pain to make it lose interest in you.






  • SOURCE?! SOURCE?!? SOURCE??? Oh no, somebody get this man 50 cc’s of SOURCE before he goes into SOURCE withdrawal!!!

    Here’s your source, the countries are the vast majority of the ones that have appreciable Muslim populations

    Oh I’m sure Pew research is being islamophobic though. They’re probably alt right or something because they say that Islam isn’t hecking cute chonkerinos who want to hold hands with the world. Fucking idiot. And no, it’s not out of date because it’s from 2013, Islam hasn’t suddenly evolved in the last 10 years, nor did it evolve over the last 1200. Islamic ideology is predicated on the belief in its supremacy and destiny to dominate the Earth. Beheading people for saying “fuck Mahomet” is a mainstream Muslim opinion, they just don’t say the quiet part out loud just like how American christians are fine with punishing teenage girls for promiscuity with death in childbirth but usually don’t actually say it.

    Saying Christianity is trash based on critical appraisal of its beliefs: cute and valid
    Saying Mormonism is trash based on critical appraisal of its beliefs: cute and valid
    Saying Scientology is trash based on critical appraisal of its beliefs: cute and valid
    Saying Esoteric Hyperborean Nazism is trash based on critical appraisal of its beliefs: cute and valid
    Saying Islam is trash based on critical appraisal of it’s beliefs: WHOA WHOA WHOA WOWWW HATES PEACH HATES PEACH!!!













  • bruhsustoJokes and Humor@beehaw.orgit was probably a reach
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    2 years ago

    Probably my misspent childhood watching the only broadcast TV channel we got, which meant shit like Murphy Brown where entire episodes were just

    “words words words words words words Bob Dole”
    *laugh track*
    “Oh yeah? Well, words words words words Saddam Hussein”
    *laugh track*
    “Hey guys, did you hear about words words words ‘read my lips, no new taxes’?”
    *laugh track*