No time, need to put the penis in!

Sure thing, will take no longer than 7 seconds.

Depends on what she likes to play. I don’t like pvp games.

you’re like a 6 in new york but 7 in scranton

like a rose with a hint of salmon

three pussies!

it will get my penis instead

ah, so that’s where the remote went…

i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.

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ohh so lovely and soft. perfect pillow after a long day.

would love to flap your wings

i would not pull out of that pussy

the stress is dripping out of my weewee!

i want to slide my front tail under your tail

there’s no time to take them off!

yeah hard to imagine that, my gf finds me less attractive than a bag of potatoes. she’s nice to me, but she does not look at me, and pigs fly more often than she touches me.

set up your printer

can i suck on your toes while i watch?

in the shower