Sir, I’m afraid Horny Tits 7 is not selling as well as Horny Tits 6

Uses a PID controller too.

Why do you need wifi? You turn a knob and fill it with pellets every couple hours.

She’s not exaggerating, if anything she’s undercounting the number of tits.

They have all the brutality and none of the savviness of Stalin.

The search function has never been the same since vista. I’m not doing a web search from the search bar. I am specifically searching for files on my computer. F-off. And now I’m constantly asked to save to some cloud I don’t give a shit about.

Maybe it’s time for a redemption arc.

Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.

It’s really good at something. The MBAs just haven’t figured it out yet.

He’s feeding dogs in heaven now. Also here on earth too.

Can’t read a book, but are experts on everything from medicine to macroeconomics.

I stopped watching after the second ragtag gang of genzers who all act like the writer’s children’s spoiled friends, presumably.

That was the final level.

I was thinking earthworm jim bro.

AI powered spank bots

They will only be replaced by richer landlords

The fact this company is still around makes me think someone with a lot of money is trying to promote the concept every so often just to see if the public might finally accept this ludicrous idea. A company being around for 15 years with 0 sales and just a concept means someone wants this to happen but thinks the only problem is that they haven’t figured out the right pitch.

You wouldn’t download a shit to give.

I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn’t take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.

We will always have the same problem with computers doing what we tell them, but also not doing what we are not smart enough to tell them.