Shit. I didn’t even think about that. That’s only for the first one though. After that the months just kind of blend together.

Have kids. You’ll be so busy you’ll forget what day of the week it is until 5 minutes before you’re supposed to go pick your new car up.

…I’m kidding. Don’t do that. Kids are very expensive.

You know what’s funnier? I mean, it’s not funny, but it also kind of is. At the same time, the Trump administration is pushing coal burning power plants. Aside from the high levels of pollution, including greenhouse gas emissions that coal plants produce, no one in the US is building new coal fired power plants. Twenty years ago, coal generated over 50% of the electric power in the US. Now it’s less than 20%.

Even if they were, it takes years and a huge investment, including getting rail access to the plant, to even bring one online. Electric utilities spread their capital outlays over decades rather than years. So I would expect that convincing the industry to switch back to coal, with the understanding that they’ll have to maintain new coal fired plants for the next 40 years, is going to be a nonstarter.

All tarrifing solar panels will do is push power utilities toward natural gas and exacerbate the (actually legitimate) issue of insufficient base load generation capacity that they’ve been whining about for years. Oh, and also kill residential solar projects.

Long way of saying this action will continue to weaken our already strained energy infrastructure. You could try to incentivise domestically produced solar panels. But this is not how you would do that.

Personally, I would be ok with J.B. Pritzker. Don’t love that he’s a billionaire. On the other hand, he’s the best governor Illinois has had in ages and seems to be trying to do right by his constituents.

“Y U mad? I’m totally on your side!” – Guy who is definitely not on your side

After a quick glance at the demo, I think the UI design is better than Paperless-ngx (at least on mobile). But, it only has tags. Not correspondents and document types. It also lacks the automatic matching feature, advanced search filters, custom fields, and customizable document views that Paperless has.

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

Teenager Me: “I can’t wait until I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want.”

Adult Me: “Who the hell keeps turning ALL the goddamn lights on in the entire house? This is going to add like $5.00 to our electric bill!”

My wife is like the literal definition of a “quiet and gentle spirit.”

She could beat this guy’s ass with a tire iron but I guarantee she would do it without saying a word.

No better way to celebrate the resurrection of our Lord than by not tipping some waitress who makes $3.00/hr.

For much of the Empire’s existence, circumstances within the emperor’s household were very, uh, “Game of Thronesy”.

Augustus forced Tiberius to divorce his first wife and marry Agustus’ daughter, Julia the Elder, in order to help cement the family ties.

Tiberius was devastated by this. At some point, Julia was caught in an affair. Augustus had her exiled (in relative comfort, of course). After Augustus’ death, Tiberius took all of Julia’s possessions and basically had her starved to death.

I’m glad someone got that.

Land of the free!

And the President of the United States is a steaming pile of shit.

Texas? The state that has an energy crisis whenever the temperature gets near zero because of their lack of price controls and over-reliance on Natural Gas? That Texas?

“Why is that Bible like four feet tall?”

“Oh, that’s our family Bible. Big letter edition.”

Moronica for Morons!

If I were in your shoes, I would not think my relationship is “great” because there seems to be a very basic lack of honesty and honesty is the foundation of a good relationship.

If this was a situation you and your wife discussed and came to an agreement on, that would be one thing. There are all kinds of couples that have unique “arrangements” and yet they have successful marriages because they communicate openly and honestly.

Being dishonest, especially about something as big as an affair, only leads to more dishonesty. Lies to cover up lies. Before you know it, you don’t even recognize the person you’ve become. I know this from personal experience.

And in about 15 years, Harry’s family will be forced to move to California when the soil they’re working is dried up and carried off in big black clouds by the wind.