“I got on the plane but I did not exit when we landed.”
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- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoLeopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The ShepherdEnglish73·3 hours ago
Donald Trump: Spends every waking minute of his life being a huge piece of shit to basically everyone he crosses paths with
MAGA: Surprised Pikachu Face “I’m starting to think there’s a small chance that Donald Trump might actually not care about me. No that can’t be it. He’s totally going to follow through on his promise to deliver unicorns and fairy dust any minute now.”
Does it count as gossip of we’re just gossiping about me the entire session?
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Our parents promised us we would feel like fools for thinking we were smarter than them as kids. When exactly does that start?6·15 hours ago
Ignorance and hubris are consequences of youth. The fact is that your parents do probably know quite a few things that you don’t, if for no other reason than they have more lived experience. That shouldn’t necessarily make you feel foolish. Part of growing older is realizing that you possess a microscopic fraction of all the knowledge in the universe. Meaning that most people know things that you don’t and you could learn something from them. That’s wisdom. Some adults never embrace that, seeing their ignorance as an asset and turning their hubris into blind arrogance. Those people should feel foolish because they are fools. But they probably don’t.
I don’t agree with every decision my parents made. But in my mid thirties, I do now understand why they are the people they are and why they made some of the decisions they made. They were far from perfect parents. But they did ok, especially in light of the incredibly shitty examples they both had for parents.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos.10·1 day ago
Lol. I knew a guy who refused to tag his car because of some sovcit bullshit reasons. He changed his mind real quick after his wife got a ticket for driving without a valid registration.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•CTO reveals new AI plan...24·1 day ago
There’s a ticket in the backlog. We’ll get to it next sprint (aka never).
Ingen went all “move fast, break things” but with genetically engineered apex predators. Pretty much worked out exactly as expected.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoWorld News@lemmy.world•Iran says it would resume nuclear talks with US if guaranteed no further attacksEnglish17·2 days ago
Why try to reach an agreement with someone who is just going to rip it up and throw it in your face in a few years? Backstabbing and broken promises are a byproduct of empires and the US has a long trail of those behind it.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstomemes@lemmy.world•let the games begin, yeah i am bored...6·2 days ago
And a guy with an (oddly accurate little) golden gun who also has his own theme song.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoLord of the memes@midwest.social•Lord of the Office SpaceEnglish14·2 days ago
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•With LLMs, censoring internet at the router level has become trivial8·3 days ago
Boss decided to block anything related to gaming, for example. You visit a small game developer page and it initially works but after a few minutes, you get a “blocked” page (but customers can’t see that because nowadays everything uses HTTPS and they don’t have the self signed CA on their system - they just see HTTPS certificate error). I tried multiple times but always the same result, after a few minutes is blocked.
That’s not “AI”. That’s just a “man in the middle (mitm)” attack. AKA, https proxy. Fortinet firewalls have been capable of that for many years. It’s not uncommon for businesses (e.g. banking and finance) to proxy all internal web traffic in order to make sure personally identifiable information isn’t being shared with shady websites.
Proxying traffic on the guest WiFi is pretty sketchy though.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About HimEnglish119·3 days ago
And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoA Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•How are you doing fellow kids11·4 days ago
THE PACK IS NOT AMUSED AND THE PACK DOES NOT ALLOW BIGOTRY OF ANY KIND.
EDIT: ALSO FUCK ICE.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoWork Reform@lemmy.world•Missouri governor repeals paid sick leave law approved last year by voters32·4 days ago
“It’s ok if you fuck me in the ass as long as you fuck the brown guys a little harder.” --Modern Republican Voters
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoTechnology@lemmy.world•Indeed, Glassdoor to cut 1,300 jobs amid AI integration, memo showsEnglish19·4 days ago
Indeed has been steadily enshitifying for quite some time so this tracks.
- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favorite thing that anyone has done out of pure spite?110·5 days ago
I hate scammers. People who call you pretending to be the “IRS” and claiming that you’re about to be arrested for unpaid taxes. Sick bastards who make money ripping off (mostly elderly) people.
One time I started getting those phone calls. I went down to the customer service department where I worked, which still had a fax machine, stuck a blank piece of paper in, dialed the scammers number, set retry x100, and hit send.
I called them back an hour later to see if they were getting the message and the guy gave me an earful. I politely explained that every second of his time that I wasted was one less second he got to spend ripping someone else off. He hung up on me but I kept calling back until they finally disconnected that number.
Totally worth it. Fuck scammers.
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