What an asshole. I’m sorry you had to have that for a father figure. Mine was stupid and belligerent but never malicious.
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- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Our parents promised us we would feel like fools for thinking we were smarter than them as kids. When exactly does that start?2·17 hours ago
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoCanada@lemmy.ca•Canadian man living in New Hampshire denied re-entry to U.S after visiting Canada.3·1 day ago
I’m from NH. We don’t want this stupid hick asshole, either. We’ve got our fill.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNews@lemmy.world•Federal judge reverses rule that removed medical debt from credit reports11·1 day ago
Somebody needs to do it.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLeopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The ShepherdEnglish14·1 day ago
“Sick perversion” in the dark tongue of MAGA refers to “jovial non-hetero and non-cis people at a cool beach party surf off for cool people.”
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Our parents promised us we would feel like fools for thinking we were smarter than them as kids. When exactly does that start?7·1 day ago
No, that was was actually a whole other incident onto itself. He didn’t know about CRT burn-in until I had to explain to him what the point of a screensaver was when he kept turning it off and leaving the monitor on all day.
He actually ruined our old Apple IIc doing that shit. We had a “>” symbol burned into the upper left corner of the screen. We ended up having to use the flat panel screen which was absolute ass to game on except for text adventures.
My father is just worst kind of stupid: angry.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Our parents promised us we would feel like fools for thinking we were smarter than them as kids. When exactly does that start?24·2 days ago
I figured out my parents were dumb as hell when at age 11 I tried to calmly explain to my screaming father in the midst of an absolute meltdown that leaving the Windows 95 shutdown prompt on “restart” didn’t ruin the computer.
He just screamed at me not to touch the prompt anymore and that I didn’t know anything about it computers or the Internet. Which is rich coming from the guy who routinely downloaded porn dialers and malware from his fellow closet cases in bisexual chatrooms.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos.6·2 days ago
I bet this guy screams “Am I being detained?!” at meter people when they ticket him for doubling parking like an asshole.
It’s funny watching Waldorf education advocates squirm when you bring Steiner’s racialist ideas and ties to volkisch movements and ideologies.
These Nazis are the biggest disappointment since my son.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Metallica copyright strikes U.S. governmentEnglish1·2 days ago
The Official Metallica Cock Ring
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Metallica copyright strikes U.S. governmentEnglish8·2 days ago
Apparently OP has never heard Motorhead or any of the NWOBHM bands.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Metallica copyright strikes U.S. governmentEnglish3·2 days ago
Oooh, yeah-haya!
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’English2·5 days ago
It’s kind of true for horror. Kane Hodder and Gunnar Hansen are/were very gracious to fans and really seem/ed to enjoy being icons of the genre.
Most of the actors I’ve met who played a lead role in horror movies tended to be bitter and snide towards the fans. A lot of weird spiritual delusions, too. The amount of times I’ve stuck listening to how they can see real ghosts or how horror can negatively effect my aura and shit like that from these people is fucking weird.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’English3·5 days ago
Meddling in the affairs of Mt. Olympus is a good to get turned into animal. Or a monster. Or impregnated by Zeus.
- kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’English7·5 days ago
Like Sorbo, Cain is a fraud who only turned into an ultra-right God-botherer because it was a convenient way to hand-wave away a tanking career and find a new one being a (washed up) celebrity mouthpiece for a messianic death cult.
No, Hollywood didn’t stop calling because you’re a walking meme about corny 90s television. Its because they’re all woke homosexual Satanists and who hate real American conservative Christians who tuck-in their t shirts and have missionary-only sex with their wife.
I had no shame about it. If hanging out in the rocket launcher spawn area doesn’t cause my latency to go apeshit then I’m hanging out there and shooting anything that moves.
Fuck you and your 45 mbps, Eddie and Ian!
Shitty gas station job I worked at in my late teens tried to switch to those ratfucking cash cards and end paper checks. They claimed that the first withdrawal or use on the card from any location wouldn’t charge us any fees.
I proved that wrong by trying to get my full paycheck out of the ATM we had in the store and got slapped with a 10 dollar fee. When my boss shrugged and said “Oh, well” I went home and looked up the state labor laws about these fucking cards. Turns out they weren’t allowed to charge fees in my state at all and any use of such fees would be treated as wage theft.
Company changed their tune real quick when I threatened HR about going to our local daily and the labor department about it. Paper paychecks were suddenly an option again and everyone got a $25 bonus for whatever fees they lost. Fuckers. I quit three months later.
That was me with Quake II. All my rich friends had cable modems when they were still a luxury item and the rest of us poors out in the woods had to make do with 12kbps. It was a slaughter every night after school.
My friends and I used to do that. We find some scumbag trawling the teen chat rooms on AOL and get them to IM us. The we’d say we wanted to send them a picture us and we’d send them gore, scat porn, and other gross shit. Some of the best nights of my teenage years.
This reminds of that time we got a new sysadmin at one of my old jobs who was this young trans girl fresh out of college. She was outclassing the department lead left and right and he’d come to me everyday complaining about the “he-she” who was going to take his job and how he remembers when the world was “normal” and that’s why we need Trump and other aggrieved old white man nonsense.
He lasted only a few more weeks after it mysteriously came to HRs attention that he was a transphobic shithead. I hate it when bigots think I’m a safe space for their bullshit because I look like a fatter Kerry King from Slayer.