Aw those eyes 🧡

Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.

Happ purrday lil dude!

This is fucking infuriating.

Forever Ensign Harry Kim

My regional rail line is getting shut down. This is going to make traffic significantly worse on at least 3 major roads.

Well I suppose the British pronunciation would be Eee-oar as well, but the ‘oar’ would probably sound more like ‘aww’ instead of the American R at the end. So Eee-aww sounds sort of like the ‘hee-haw’ sound a donkey might make.

Ruby looks like she means business.

The biggest problem is that kids are reciting it without understanding the words they’re saying or the concepts they convey. When I was a little kid I was just repeating the syllables I was given, with no real idea about what it all meant*. Nobody should take any pledge until they can clearly explain what it means and what it means to them. And obviously a pledge should always be voluntary.

*Same as forcing a kid to go through the sacraments but I digress.

Interesting! I think central, north, and south Jersey all have some distinctions in accent. Plus I think a lot of people have a pretty stereotyped idea of what New Jerseyans are “supposed” to sound like haha

My thoughts exactly! 🐴🤍

Eee-oar

Aww, give him a scritch for me 🤍

Ringtone? My dude, the only people I know who have their ringer volume on are all in their seventies.

And when it gets real heavy, and you start getting stroppy
They’ll deal you out some mighty fine dope
Librium, Mogodon, Thorazine, Valium
They haven’t got a pill called Hope
Thousands of us women have been cut down by lobotomy
Terrorized by ECT
Bullied into passivity, seduced into servility
I’m talking about you and me

Merry is like “meh” + “ree”

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs

Mary rhymes with fairy

The little baby turtles! 🥰

Interesting!

No thank you! That one really bothers me for some reason.

Same as “eltse” for else, “foe-ward” for forward, “warsh” for wash, and “ayggs” for eggs.

And some people say “heighth” for height and I swear it’s just to fuck with me.