This is just like the US Navy. Junior enlisted clean constantly.

This is false. It’s actually because we’re made of meat and taste salty.

Where did you get the part about Afroman sleeping with one of the police’s ex-wife? I hadn’t heard that part of the story before.

There was a Vulcan Admiral on DS9, so that’s at least one. The Federation Presidents seem to be non-Human more often than not though, which makes sense.

The headline is a little misleading. It’s saying that they selected the geology team that will plan the science mission for the astronauts, not that the geologists will go

Lance Corporal is the third rank from the bottom (E-3). It’s still very low but Private (E-1) and Private First Class (E-2) are lower.

No Star Trek fan would claim to love them all equally. We tend to have very strong opinions about this ever since the first Kirk vs. Picard debates back in the 80s

Sulu without a doubt

That would have been a much better title for this post. Kudos

I guess I should fact check myself before reposting random memes I find online

Where my deepfake homies at?

This is the proudest moment of my internet career. I’m honored.

And the honest answer to your question is that I was too impatient to wait for manual approval, my Reddit apps didn’t work anymore, and I needed my fix.

You have warmed the heart of a humble shitposter

Thanks I hate it

Sorry, I have no idea where it came from. It isn’t my original content

How is your reading though

Fair

The internet points demon, I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It isn’t OC, just something I picked up in my years of curating a dank meme collection