What’s this one about?

Among us and started valley

I kinda like the mucus😈

Definitely an American thing. I used to work for BMW, and they would pronounce it “coop” in the US offices. Also, this joke used to KILL at that office.

Yes they are adjustable! You can adjust for different thicknesses. Would it be thick enough or sharp enough for a bagel? I am unsure but I am intrigued, please let me know if you try it

Yes they’re somewhat crips because I used honeycrisp and granny Smith apples

I’ve been wearing some colorful eye makeup

They don’t need their fingertips as much as you do, surely.

They have finger guards for them! Don’t be afraid, they smell fear. You can’t slice all the way down, obviously, but the scraps can be used re: that comment I made earlier

I’m a PM, and i told this joke in a team meeting, and it SLAYED

Thank you! I’m not sure why they rotate haha

100% apples my friend. I used a mandolin to slice the apples so that they were thin and uniform, but its hard to slice ALL of it right? So I took the little left over slivers, chopped them down, and cooked them into a soft apple pie filling with some sugar, lemon, a splash of white wine. Then I spread that into the par-baked crust before arranging the slices on top as you see. It made it taste really good, I’m glad I did that, but it was sort of something I came up with on the spot

Let’s share it together :)

Hehe okay genuine question as I am new to Lemmy… why do some of my photos upload sideways?

YES!! One of my favorites

I think I used this recipe:

https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/lighter-honey-sesame-chicken/

It actually did taste incredible. I essentially frankensteined 3 recipes together and made some tweaks. It was eaten in under an hour haha

Would you believe me if I told you it also tasted absolutely delicious? We invited some friends over and devoured the entire thing