My chihuahuas also love rabbit poop
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I’m pretty sure I’d poop if I tried farting in that position
- snootchiebootchiestoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That perfect Christmas gift - a picture to hang on your wall commenorating when you wore that classy orange jump suitEnglish70·4 months ago
That’s… not a terrible mug shot
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you!
- snootchiebootchiestomemes@lemmy.world•Bring back the 99 cent cheesy double beef burritoEnglish5·5 months ago
Taco Bell is fine but have you seen Wendy’s prices? Holy crap!
I wonder if these correct vision like looking through a pinhole does
Are those belly button lint people?
- snootchiebootchiestoComic Strips@lemmy.world•Getting sick of your guano, Bruce [Bizarro]English4·6 months ago
I see you’re drinking 2%. Is that 'cause you think you’re fat?
Well? Did he cum or what?
Let’s see if you bastards can do 90
Do the interns get Glocks?
- snootchiebootchiestoToday I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL fingernails grow nearly 3-4 times faster than toenailsEnglish3·10 months ago
I thought it was because friction with socks wore down the toenails
So he somehow shit his boner? I’m really high but still
Wow, is this a Disenchantment meme?
Just the ones that get killed by lawnmowers
Blair Witch vibes
Works fine on my Voyager on Android
- snootchiebootchiestoHacker News@lemmy.smeargle.fans•Google scrambles to manually remove weird AI answers in search5·1 year ago
What did Weird Al ever do to Google
That expression has a completely opposite meaning depending on whether we’re doing the limbo or doing high jump.