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- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetomemes@lemmy.world•A long long time ago...2·3 дня назад
In a galaxy far away…
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in
To maybe… cutting them a… little slack.
I could really go for a big slice of n.
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoYou Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that apart from not having a car and voting, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat.2·8 дней назад
Violife cheese for the win. Stay away from Tofutti/Daiya. Those are trash tier.
I guess it’s good that she took a Chance on him.
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Be honest whose actually working today and who is goofing off7·21 день назад
*Who’s (as in, “who is”)
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?50·27 дней назад
Let me explain the situation for those who don’t know:
Once, there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it,
She saw
Some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap.
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoFuck Cars@lemmy.world•Man charged after driving through group of ‘No Kings’ protesters in Culpeper, police sayEnglish6·1 месяц назад
That reminds me of how when an SUV runs over someone on a bike, it’s a “bicycle accident”.
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Have your parents ever said something so unhinged that you’re just left standing there like🧍♂️?10·1 месяц назад
We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.
C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?
...
/s, obvously.
What? I can’t hear you over the stroad.
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoNews@lemmy.world•PBS removes drag & trans content after GOP complains about it turning kids queer4·2 месяца назад
Are these “erased” episodes available anywhere else? I wonder if they’re archived anywhere. I’d be curious to see what all the fuss is about.
There’s an episode of South Park that comes to mind…
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoWorld News@lemmy.world•US prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi MangioneEnglish82·4 месяца назад
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoSpaceflight@sh.itjust.works•Trump wants the US to land astronauts on Mars soon. Could it happen by 2029?English1·5 месяцев назад
I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
M, A, R, S, Mars, bitches.
- wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoPC Gaming@lemmy.ca•Balatro Is No Longer Rated 18+ In EuropeEnglish10·5 месяцев назад
Age restrictions are, and always have been, ridiculous.