This is supposed to be a fun question and so far, several of you have responded with mundane replies, pretending to be sophisticated about the matter. Don’t fucking any of you ever just, live life a little?
Since I work at one, I know the first thing I’d do is break all the kerosene canisters in sporting goods, cause a fire and that alone will burn the entire half of the store since Auto with it’s oils, Lawn and Garden and Toys will happily fuel that fire too.
Then I’d go to hardware as the fire develops, taking sledgehammer and hatchet that they sell and go to work breaking everything.
Forget looting, I want to destroy capitalism’s toys.
I’d question how I’d got into that situation, and the character and motivation of the person telling me to cause destruction.
You must be fun at parties.
I cannot express how much I hate pieces of shit who say this tired phrase.
Not hating but I did laugh at the fact that he’s indirectly echoing your sentiment in this thread and you dunk on him for it lmao.
I’ve found that people who say “you must be fun at parties” are the least fun at parties