As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
Biology really isn’t my thing, but I think this might make it illegal for a woman to have her period?
There should be some genetic material in everything coming out of you. This whole state is about to have to cross state lines every time they have to take a shit.
Poe’s Law is in full effect in this comments section; So many people have missed the fact that the bill is hyperbolic on purpose. It’s meant to be sarcastic to poke fun at pro-life republicans, not actually something that has any chance of passing.
The fact that you believed it was real means it was successful in shining a light on pro-lifers’ craziness.
Biology really isn’t my thing, but I think this might make it illegal for a woman to have her period?
DNA is genetic material. If all cells have DNA in their nucleus, then any bodily function is now illegal unless you also get someone pregnant.
But also if they don’t define what embryo, maybe we can all just carry around a can of caviar for safety?
So that’s where mermaids come from.
Yep…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ
Wow biggest lol I’ve had in years.
It’s ok, I’m trying to cross breed with fish!
Glad to make someone laugh in these increasingly dark times!
There should be some genetic material in everything coming out of you. This whole state is about to have to cross state lines every time they have to take a shit.
Makes it illegal to shed skin cells, blow your nose, spit out phlegm, use the bathroom.
The point of the bill is basically hyperbole
Biology is even less of the GOPs thing, you’re definitely fully qualified to have this discussion with them.
The bill was introduced by a pro-choice democrat.
Poe’s Law is in full effect in this comments section; So many people have missed the fact that the bill is hyperbolic on purpose. It’s meant to be sarcastic to poke fun at pro-life republicans, not actually something that has any chance of passing.
The fact that you believed it was real means it was successful in shining a light on pro-lifers’ craziness.