• BarqsHasBite
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    15911 hours ago

    “Bill Gates wants to put a chip in my brain!” [Riots.]

    “Musk is eliminating any oversight so he can put a chip in my brain!” [Thunderous applause.]

    • @droporain
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      5211 hours ago

      Judging from Tesla quality, you would have to be pretty desperate to use neuralink

      • @[email protected]
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        108 hours ago

        Me: “This Neuralink sucks! It’s nothing like you said it was going to be!”

        Tesla: “Yeah…why don’t we go ahead and activate Helly R. instead, mmmkay?”

      • Cyborganism
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        139 hours ago

        Hey by the way, Canada’s Christia Freeland, ex minister of finance, and candidate for the open position of prime minister, proposed a 100% tariff on all Tesla vehicles in Canada.

      • @[email protected]
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        2010 hours ago

        They keep reaching out to me, thinking that I want to help them do this shit. Maybe I should get inside and start sabotaging.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 hours ago

      If these people volunteer and we end up having elections again it could solve the problem…