@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agoNobody Voted for Elon Musk | A self-interested, erratic megalomaniac has seized control of the US government.www.motherjones.commessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1653
arrow-up1653external-linkNobody Voted for Elon Musk | A self-interested, erratic megalomaniac has seized control of the US government.www.motherjones.com@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agomessage-square87fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•9 hours agoAlright Bessie, time for your milking. Takes out the milk pump, made to perfectly fit your hucow udders
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•9 hours agoUndoes your cowprint bikini strap and removes it Easy there girl, we’ll get you sorted out. Gently bends you over the milking frame, and gently gives your butt a reassuring pat
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•9 hours agoWtf did you expect when I started? And you even said to continue.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•9 hours agoMate, it’s the Internet. If you’re aren’t shitposting weird ass fetishes, getting cringy and weird, what are you doing? Arguing about politics and looking at cute cats?
Mooooooo?
Alright Bessie, time for your milking.
Takes out the milk pump, made to perfectly fit your hucow udders
Please, continue
Undoes your cowprint bikini strap and removes it
Easy there girl, we’ll get you sorted out.
Gently bends you over the milking frame, and gently gives your butt a reassuring pat
What a fucking creep
Wtf did you expect when I started? And you even said to continue.
I expected you to embarrass yourself
LOL
Mate, it’s the Internet. If you’re aren’t shitposting weird ass fetishes, getting cringy and weird, what are you doing?
Arguing about politics and looking at cute cats?
Not being creepy as fuck?