One of us did. :) I was just continuing the bit, amusing myself at the idea of being too timid to even reference a blowjob after painstakingly Photoshopping and posting a photo of a throbbing, veiny dildo that somehow looks more real than my actual penis.
You get it. Now imagine how flushed with embarrassment I was having to scroll through page after page after page of juicy cock photos trying to find just the right one.
Removed by mod
This seems unlikely, I believe they were going for a salt shaker into the mouth
My mind must just be in the gutter. But still, you have to admit it does kind of look like she’s doing you-know-what!
Sorry I think I dropped the sarcasm a little too subtlety lol
One of us did. :) I was just continuing the bit, amusing myself at the idea of being too timid to even reference a blowjob after painstakingly Photoshopping and posting a photo of a throbbing, veiny dildo that somehow looks more real than my actual penis.
It looked so real the mods removed it.
It really did. If they’re anything like me, it made them deeply insecure and they didn’t want to confront it any longer (heh).
Understandable, the trouble to find a picture online of a real penis.
Uh, you have safe search set to moderate. You’ll need to turn that off altogether if you really want to see actual penises.
Oh, right.
You get it. Now imagine how flushed with embarrassment I was having to scroll through page after page after page of juicy cock photos trying to find just the right one.
One day we will develop POIP technology, but, alas.
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