I’m in a better situation: I’d be happy with Trump or Elon. So, 50% better odds, however small they might be.
OTOH, Trump could just keel over one of these days, leaving us with President Vance shudder. I mean, President Couch Fucker has a nice ring, and all, but every single time that guy opens his mouth, the more I want to punch him.
I dunno. The list of guys who deserve a sword missile is getting pretty long. Moscow Mitch, Vance, Trump, Elon. Any of them would be a happy day.
Yes an old joke for our times. About NEWSPAPERS.
You’re right, I’ll fix it:
[BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn’t buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
[BRO] says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER].”
[BRO] says: “not the one I’m looking for, [BITCH].”
Good try, but already outdated
To be honest, every time I lunch Lemmy I’m hoping for a “Trump found dead” post to be on the top.
Wish Granted
TRUMP DEAD. Vance accuse the “Radical Left” of assasination. Martial Law has been declared.
c/monkeypaw
The Second American Civil War is one of the good timelines though.
In the bad ones, no one bothers to fight back.
Something similar, I wake up and look out for fresh memes of his assassination. But until now I remain disappointed.
I’m in a better situation: I’d be happy with Trump or Elon. So, 50% better odds, however small they might be.
OTOH, Trump could just keel over one of these days, leaving us with President Vance shudder. I mean, President Couch Fucker has a nice ring, and all, but every single time that guy opens his mouth, the more I want to punch him.
I dunno. The list of guys who deserve a sword missile is getting pretty long. Moscow Mitch, Vance, Trump, Elon. Any of them would be a happy day.