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    • @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein
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      173 days ago

      To save everyone time, here’s a draft set of productivity bullets for “turtle tester”:

      • Conducted thorough evaluations of turtle shell durability and structural integrity under various simulated environmental conditions.
      • Monitored and recorded turtle behavior to assess mobility and adaptability in controlled habitats.
      • Ensured all testing procedures adhered to ethical standards and guidelines for animal welfare.
      • Collaborated with team members to analyze data and improve testing methodologies for accuracy and efficiency.
      • Prepared detailed weekly reports summarizing findings and providing actionable recommendations for ongoing research.

      It’s important Elon Musk knows these things.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 days ago

        Elon Musk strikes me as an individual who doesn’t like turtles at all. He is therefore cursed, and shall never see the light of Heaven.