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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•13 hours agoHave they tried substituting smaller cakes for the eggs?
minus-square@ReallyActuallyFrankensteinlinkEnglish20•edit-213 hours agoYes, but it turns out those smaller cakes need smaller eggs.
minus-squareFaceDeerlinkfedilink8•13 hours agoGo through the cycle a few times and maybe they can use insect eggs? Peasants have plenty of insects, right?
minus-squaremasterofn001linkfedilink1•8 hours agoGilead decrees all women of breeding age surrender their ova immediately.
Have they tried substituting smaller cakes for the eggs?
Yes, but it turns out those smaller cakes need smaller eggs.
Pheasant eggs aren’t any cheaper.
Go through the cycle a few times and maybe they can use insect eggs? Peasants have plenty of insects, right?
Gilead decrees all women of breeding age surrender their ova immediately.
It’s eggs all the way down.