Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 6 days agoIf I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobertlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoI just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoSorry I’m blind I can’t see your response
I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?
Sorry I’m blind I can’t see your response