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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months ago

If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?

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If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?

Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Nope. Too tight

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      2 months ago

      May I have a glance ?

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Approximately negative three feet.

    Wait, why do I have three feet hanging out of my ass?

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      I’ll get the scissors

  • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    Does the tape measure have a flaired base?

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Yes

  • MyNamesTotallyRobert
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    I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Sorry I’m blind I can’t see your response

  • infinitevalence@discuss.online
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    Yes but remember any measurement requires an initial reference point.

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      This is true

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