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Who picks up loose toilet paper off the floor?
Maurice previously had considered himself lucky when at first noticing the toilet paper dispenser was empty, graciously accepted whatever luck had availed him of some extra paper from the next stall. After having lost his job earlier that day, Maurice was finally hoping his luck had turned.
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