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Oh, come on! That looks so fake. The numbers are all upside down and backwards. It’s ok, I found the real photo before it was edited, though:
Ok, ok. You got me. And by me I mean the person I stole this image from.
I mean BOUGHT. Legally. Damnit now I’m gonna get deported.